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By Anna Dunlop
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the vainest of them all? Demi Moore's latest demure poseDemi Moore has never been a shy girl. Ever since the popular Twitter phenomenon began, she and her husband, fellow actor Ashton Kutcher, have used the internet site to share often excruciatingly intimate details of their home life.
The Charlie's Angels actress, who has three daughters Rumer, 21, Scout, 18, and Tallulah, 16, from her marriage to Bruce Willis, operates under the name Mrs Kutcher, and talks about everything from her dieting to mammograms.
But this week Demi, 47, took her self-obsession to a new level, posting pictures of herself posing in a bikini in front of the bathroom mirror.
Is there anything this woman won't do for publicity?
Apparently not, if we have a look at some of her more cringeworthy online postings...
Left: Demi with Miley Cyrus this week on the set of movie LOL, Right: Having your name on your pyjamas when you are seven is cute - at the age of 47 it's just daft 
Left: Hands up everyone who thinks I'm marvellous! Right: Getting all maternal visiting the Haiti earthquake victims 
Coffee and nicotine gum - those crazy, crazy breakfasts, eh Demi!
Left: 'I'm mad as a hatter, I am!' Demi dons the hilarious glasses while the rest of us remain stony-faced, Right: Planet of the japes - stick to the day job, Demi!
Left: In the smallest lift in the world, she's going down in our estimation, Right: Hubby Ashton misunderstood her call for more role-play in the boudoir 
Five o'clock shadow, unwaxed chest - and Mr Kutcher looks pretty rough first thing, too 
Left: Isn't it every dog's dream to be an itsy-bitsy handbag essential? Not from his expression! Right: Remaking Toy Story as a home movie 
With Rumer, one of her three daughters by former hubby Bruce Willis 
Left: Showing off another string to her mult-talented bow, Right: On second thoughts, maybe Demi should have stuck with the monkey mask after all 
All say: 'Agghhhh!' Twitter fans get to see Demi at the dentist AND her veruccas. Will the excitement never end? 
Left: The 'endless fun' promised by that fairground mirror was wearing thin, Right: And let's hope that together, Demi and Ashton change their taste in T-shirts
Indecent proposal? Not in that shirt, ta very much 
With a late night snack attack, it's goodnight from her, and good riddance from us source: dailymail
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